Me at 25.5

Legally an adult, but mentally a small baby with a hot husband.

999

Me:

Constantly asking Heavenly Father, "Please help Stephen to not think I'm crazy"

Answering questions from coworkers about the temple

Asking questions to coworkers about weed

Brushing my teeth for NO longer than 1 minute 12 seconds, in spite of the electric monitor telling me to brush for 2 minutes

Has heard the intros to Friends and Office more times than the sound of Stephen's voice

Counting calories for Stephen's summer challenge, but really counting how many times Steve flexes in the mirror (34)

Committing potential murder every time I drive because Vegas pigeons are suicidal.