marriage: year 1

What I've learned from being married for a year. Part 1 of 1.

• He tries to solve my problems--especially my lady ones. "Advil and heating pads," he says, "have you ever been stabbed by a small pocketknife," I say. 
• I let him make the bed with me still in it.
• He sleeps with his hands behind his head like a baby.
• I throw out food promptly on the expiration date.
• He doesn't like it when I pinch his bum. 
• We like to people watch (we're watching you now).

Through the tears and giggles, I'm sure I've learned more. With our uncooked baby still inside (probably the most graphic way I could say "i'm not pregnant"), I'd say we're well on our way to being the coolest couple/parents in the world. 

Thank you.