new discoveries and slight confessions
2. I am not defined by my resume (because I can't tell them that i'm oddly good at Guitar Hero or cry when I see old people shoveling snow.....and sometimes my hand-key coordination and empathetic heart are the only two things I have to offer the world).
3. I can finally put a grade on my ability to grammatically correct others' Instagram captions (92%).
4. In August, I filled my flour/sugar canisters to look domestic. You may tape a #wifefail on my forehead for having never opened them since.
5. I have the potential to make a mean piñata.
6. Achilles Heel: forgetting to dust the blinds.
7. Hey, I don't have to prove my worth or experience over my self-confidence and sanity (and I should really remember that more)
And since Miss 2015 acted hormonal and dramatic; i.e. a typical season of The Bachelor
Mr. 2016 will be the year of strength...(while maintaining a perfect set of manicured hands)
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