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Jun 28, 2015

homemade jam

Hi, 
I'm a flawed individual who happens to be in love with Stephen B. Hill. I will most likely offend you and tell you about Ida (my IUD). I'm attracted to the oxford comma. Pain tolerance is a measly 3.49 (on a good day) and I think my hypochondria and ignorance to worldly suffering is to blame. I have a mid-life crisis every 6-9 days. My hormones (along with every beehive) find Stephen to be highly attractive and locker worthy. I will never write a book because I'm deeply afraid of criticism and expectations.

^that's the real stuff^

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