with the typical dose of past-midnight inspiration,
made me go through my 12th grade creative writing blog,
and plan something better than fantastic for something inconvenient for your ears.
Excerpts of these hormonal statements was the only solution to release these creative tensions building up in my collar bones.
::Welcome to the life of false anxiety attacks and toothy smiles.
::Like black holes think about taking.
::My children will never hear stories about sensitive football jocks who broke my heart.
::I know that every summer, I'll watch too many movies about
summer romances and secretly want one myself.
::I sleep like a 4-year old child on baby tylenol.
::There'd be a rise in streaking.
::I found Mr. KFC and his wife on the mountain; their heads all snuggled up like fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
::I'm a former hypochondriac and enjoy a good milkshake, or in other words, i've found myself.
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