rambled

Sometimes I fail biology quizzes at 1:37 a.m. 

It's not like I study.

Oh, I do.

I want to hashtag something.

#hmm

I clean up overflowing toilet water in the bathroom at 3:00 a.m.,

I coupon

I live off T-Swift's love ballads,

I may or may not have eaten a few handfuls of cookie dough the other night (hello new stomach fat roll)

I need to doodle again,

I might occasionally talk in twitter talk #don'tjudge

I had a morality lesson, given by the Bishop, in Sunday School today. I've never even held hands with a boy, so I think i'm safe for awhile.

I want to be a motivational speaker...awkward people have inspirational stories too.

Well. to end.

Goodnight to the moneysavers, janitors, hopeless romantics, fat schoolboys, Van Goghs', #tweet,tweet/ers, teenagers not down the morality "slippery slope", and the downright awkward children of America.

Captain out.